Archive for June, 2011

Wed
22
Jun

Glee Wants to Be a Star!

3:55 pm

Glee says she and her new boyfriend, Roberto, a sleek Nuyorican who’s a dead ringer for Bruno Mars, are going to try out for a new reality show being filmed here. She dumped the last cougar-snatched-from-the-cradle when the marijuana dispensary idea got pushed into pot purgatory. “Jean! I’m going to be on TV!” Glee’s enthusiastic [...]

Thu
16
Jun

Glee’s New Biz

3:59 pm

I was running late to meet Glee because my mother consumed a few hours shopping for the perfect pair of walking shoes. Never mind that she only walks to the dining room at Friendly Arms. Glee promised big news. I didn’t know if she was planning another “glamping” trip or had scheduled a new cosmetic/hormone/injectable [...]

Tue
7
Jun

Sarah Makes an Entrance

7:50 pm

Now that the le grande bus tour “One Nation“ has come to an end, the local news has re-focused on our state. We have a sheriff scandal, a President of the Senate scandal, a convention boycott, a new Tequila Party and a latent let’s-secede-from-the-union possibility. I find most of this embarrassing because friends and relatives call from [...]

Thu
2
Jun

Return of the Rock Burglar

12:49 pm

Finally, after 17 years the “Rock Burglar” has been caught and arrested Friday May 27, 2011, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office. Suspect, Robert James Neese, allegedly has been involved in nearly 400 burglaries around Carefree, Paradise Valley, Fountain Hills, Cave Creek, and Scottsdale, stealing more than an estimated $10 million in cash and [...]