Archive for the 'Bizarre News' Category

Jean Rubin is confused how Scottsdale lands on all the odd city rankings.

Fri
29
Apr

My Mother, the Jeweler

5:24 pm

Jean Rubin’s mother wants to make jewelery out of medication she doesn’t use.

Wed
2
Mar

Are You a Bighorn Sheep Fan?

7:50 pm

Jean Rubin tells her husband Maury about the bighorn sheep in Arizona and the overpasses that were built for them.

Thu
24
Feb

Why My Mother Might March

6:42 pm

Why can’t politicians keep their business zipped up? Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has scandalized his nation by carrying on with a seventeen year old belly dancer. Please understand that these things happen all over the world including Scottsdale, but finally the women of Italy are fed up. Hallelujah! All it takes is a little [...]

Thu
17
Feb

Dating in Cyberspace?

5:03 pm

Are You Interested in Online Dating? This topic never interested me since I have been married to Maury since I was a child. It always struck me as odd to find someone you met online and fall in love. Wasn’t it not too long ago that they were warning us about people not being who [...]

Tiger Mom is making the news.  Apparently this woman is so strict disciplining her children; her husband has been defending her on television. Can you imagine Maury going on air to say I’m not a B#$$$%?! She forced her daughter to practice piano for hours without even a bathroom break. She even threatened to burn [...]

Jean’s in distress about embezzling nuns and garbage.

Mon
29
Nov

Holiday Mania and More…

7:00 am

Jean acknowledges the stress of daily living on top of holidays.

Tue
16
Nov

Cats, Urinals, Kids and ADHD

10:58 am

Cats, Kids and and Urinals at City Hall create Jean’s latest observations.

Mon
8
Nov

Nothing Is Safe

7:00 am

Lara tries to get Jean stressed about BPA in her food.