“Jean, I’m a hoarder!” That’s what my mother hit me with when she came for her typical visit. “I can’t get rid of anything! And did you know 1 in 50; maybe even 1 in 20 people are hoarders? People in senior centers are hoarding like crazy!” “Mom just because you’re living in an assisted [...]

Wed
22
Jun

Glee Wants to Be a Star!

3:55 pm

Glee says she and her new boyfriend, Roberto, a sleek Nuyorican who’s a dead ringer for Bruno Mars, are going to try out for a new reality show being filmed here. She dumped the last cougar-snatched-from-the-cradle when the marijuana dispensary idea got pushed into pot purgatory. “Jean! I’m going to be on TV!” Glee’s enthusiastic [...]

Thu
17
Feb

Dating in Cyberspace?

5:03 pm

Are You Interested in Online Dating? This topic never interested me since I have been married to Maury since I was a child. It always struck me as odd to find someone you met online and fall in love. Wasn’t it not too long ago that they were warning us about people not being who [...]

Jean takes Maury to a martini party and chocolate milk is back.

Vampire novelists buy real estate and doggie DNA is an assessment.

Dating coaches, kissing bugs giving us stress and now I have to dress western.

Tue
9
Feb

Guns, Men and Computers

7:00 am

Loosening gun laws might not be a good idea and where are the cool guys over 5o?

More cougars and lip reading for analysis may not relieve stress.

Cougars are dangerous and bring toilet paper if you travel in Cuba.

Glee says she’s proud to be on the cougar team.