Wed
22
Jun

Glee Wants to Be a Star!

3:55 pm

Glee says she and her new boyfriend, Roberto, a sleek Nuyorican who’s a dead ringer for Bruno Mars, are going to try out for a new reality show being filmed here. She dumped the last cougar-snatched-from-the-cradle when the marijuana dispensary idea got pushed into pot purgatory. “Jean! I’m going to be on TV!” Glee’s enthusiastic [...]

Tue
31
May

Stressed with Maury

8:52 am

One of the joys of being married is the stress your husband creates. Maury and I have been together decades and he still manages to surprise me. I have accepted the fact that I will never get rid of the History Channel or golf. Isn’t it a cliché for doctors to play golf? This week a news story set [...]

Fri
29
Apr

My Mother, the Jeweler

5:24 pm

Jean Rubin’s mother wants to make jewelery out of medication she doesn’t use.

Jean Rubin’s friend, Glee, is excited that the Real Housewives may be coming to Scottsdale!

Jean Rubin’s mother fears the Housewives Burglaries in Chandler, Arizona.

Jean Rubin’s mother wants to go to driving school and Jean thinks there should be different driving schools to fit the different personalities of Scottsdale.

Wed
2
Mar

Are You a Bighorn Sheep Fan?

7:50 pm

Jean Rubin tells her husband Maury about the bighorn sheep in Arizona and the overpasses that were built for them.

Thu
17
Feb

Dating in Cyberspace?

5:03 pm

Are You Interested in Online Dating? This topic never interested me since I have been married to Maury since I was a child. It always struck me as odd to find someone you met online and fall in love. Wasn’t it not too long ago that they were warning us about people not being who [...]

Wed
9
Feb

Honeysuckle Is It!

5:53 pm

I do not pay a lot of attention to fashion trends. Between my Stressed in Scottsdale life and a lack of style sense, I get dressed every day with abandon. At least I did until Glee and April called me on a conference call and told me that my wardrobe needed updating. “Look, if you [...]

Wed
12
Jan

A Palin’s Moving In!

2:10 pm

Jean is in distress about having a Palin for a neighbor